I've never had ANY luck on Zoosk, okcupid or e Harmony with ANY headlines.
I would guess that the "future ex girlfriends apply here" one would be good.
I have had pretty bad luck getting women to reply to any profile I have put up.
To be honest there doesn't seem to be much that will work.
With a whole new world looking out for partners, finding the right match is just a matter of time. • Ask me about how I made a million dollars in less than an hour.• Great cook wants to add some spice to your life.• If I could rearrange the alphabets I would arrange I and U together.• If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can't then you better take a class or something.• Not looking for short term.• You have some explaining to do!
Focus on your strength, turn your weaknesses into your assets and look forward at brighter prospective to get out of mourning over a guy who didn't deserve you in the first place.
[aweber_embed] Any headline that lists a number of reasons, secrets, types, or ways will work because it makes a very specific promise of what’s in store for the girl when she reads your profile. Falling in love or finding a great catch should be enjoyable.
A nice quantifiable return on attention invested goes a long way toward getting her to check you out, and as long as you deliver with a quality profile, you’ll have a happy girl on your hands. First, it presents the girl with a third party endorsement of you. So you’ve been single for awhile and wanting to fall in love. Don’t take anything too personal and enjoy yourself.
Standing out in the crowd and making a point with witty headlines, will surely help you find a match that can match your witty humor.
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